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Friday Funnies – “Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!”. Cute and Harmless

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Friday Funnies – “Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!”.

Cute and Harmless

ROBERT W MALONE MD, MS APR 25

The above image is from a Babylon Bee “News story.”

The CHAT-GTP3 based AI – Perplexity fact-checked this Babylon Bee headline as false. Just in case the general public believes that Democrats are chugging food dyes…

But it raised the question, how stupid does AI think we are?… 

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Although this may ring true for some students who take out loans, the truth is that the inflationary years of the Biden administration have caused students to buy less. 

Unfortunately, many remain trapped in pursuing worthless degrees. Moreover, the money spent on frivolous classes will unlikely lead to a well-paying career.

Teaching children and young adults to make good choices in life is essential. 

With this guy as vice chair of the Democratic National Committee., the chances of the Demoncrats winning the midterms are fading fast.

“Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!”.

-From the White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland

No excuses (I could have got my act together last night), but…

This morning was a busy one – as we are flying, as I write, to Phoenix to lecture for the MISES Institute on “PSYWAR & MAHA”. But before we left, my hair had to be cut, the dishes done, plants watered, emails to be caught up on, and clothes packed. Whew- and out the door we fly!


Then the rush to the airport, through the TSA lines, a quick bite to eat and now, – finally, butt in seat – finishing up the Friday Funnies!

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Parę szybkich MEM-ów

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Gizela Jagielska z Oleśnicy, z domu Mengele

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Chcę przypomnieć dzisiaj matkę króla Mieszka I, Emnildę – powiedziała w Gnieźnie na uroczystości z okazji tysięcznej rocznicy koronacji Bolesława Chrobrego, marszałek Senatu Małgorzata Kidawa-Błońska.

 Matką koronowanego dziś w Gnieźnie Króla Mieszka I była jego synowa Emnilda – sprostował krztusząc się za śmiechu Kamil Zaradkiewicz.

[Choć pani Błońska jakoś miała rację: Królem po Bolesławie był Mieszko II, syn Emnildy. Tylko zabrakło tej II, i pokracznie to ujęła. md]

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Pobożne przypomnienia dla adeptów Nowej Religii:

Uczcijmy uroczyście…

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twórcy nowej religii

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Św. Piotr, katedra w Buenos Aires . Przed – i po uderzeniu pioruna. Stracił aureolę i klucze. No i ręka prawa została mu odjęta.

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Sunday Strip: The People’s House. A hope and a promise

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[Umieszczam dopiero w Poniedziałek Wielkiej Nocy,

bo wczoraj było za wielkie ŚWIĘTO md]

Sunday Strip: The People’s House

A hope and a promise

ROBERT W MALONE MD, MS APR 20

“All elements are lickable; some elements are lickable only once.”

Is this true? Did researchers actually study this?

#PSYWAR 

So, I looked up this article – and yes, the mainstream media had tens of articles, all the same, spread all across the world – same title, same article, same photo about this study. Below is a screenshot of a few such articles:

Not a single one had an actual reference to the study in their “news” story.

So, I went and found that reference – the peer-reviewed article that this was all based upon. This is important because at the end of the conclusions is the sentence:

they could offer mechanisms for enhancing vaccine effectiveness, particularly among populations at greater risk of vaccine failure.

Why yes, this is all about “vaccine hesitancy” and how to overcome it. So, it is no surprise that so many “local” media outlets picked up this study – as money is still floating around to promote overcoming vaccine hesitancy and improving uptake. Frankly, this has all the hallmarks of being disseminated through The Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP).

The journal that this study was reported in does not require that the authors list who paid to have the study conducted, but it has all the hallmarks of being yet another of the 6,000+ studies that governments, NGOs and big pharma have funded to overcome “vaccine hesitancy.”

Of course, the placebo effect is real, and neither the study nor the news articles mentioned the possibility that maybe this is all in people’s heads…

Moving on to something a little more in keeping with comedy:

Truth: Tokyo hotel rooms are the size of postage stamps, but the toilets were awesome.

[to taka chyba piosenkarka, wystrzelili ją jako towar na orbitę. md]

A year ago today, on Easter, President Biden celebrated this sacred event by honoring people who “transitioned.” 

Easter honors the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, which is a victory over sin and death, offering the promise of eternal life.  

That we can all overcome sin in our lives, is something to strive for. The story of Christ gives us that hope. A hope and promise. But we all must work for our own salvation, for our own goodness. To live a life as free of sin as possible.

Which is why, honoring people for their mental health issues that are then being foisted on children, during Easter, of all religious celebrations, was so morally offensive. From the co-option of the rainbow colors, colors that children adore, to the bringing of these fetishes into children’s spaces – such as drag queen hour and a presidential easter egg hunt, is morally wrong. Unbelievably wrong.

That our White House, the people’s house, that was sullied in this way on Easter day. This was and will always be unacceptable.

Ben Garrison – made this cartoon a year ago. It has stood the test of time.

Today is a day to celebrate, to rejoice in family, friends and life.

May peace and God be with you.

Friday Funnies: Some Jokes…Never get old.

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Friday Funnies: Some Jokes…

Never get old.

Robert W Malone MD, MS

Apr 18, 2025

“A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in”

The license plate number below reads C6H1206.
Who can figure out what it all means?

[Nie zgadłeś? No to masz: C6H12O6 to jest glukoza… ]

To be clear, this is true for both genders:

Where to find me elsewhere on the web :

The weather is getting above 80 degrees today – we have a farrier coming, a trip tothe dump planned, lots of planting in the raised vegetable gardens to do, and we plan to go out and do some “foal wrangling.”
This photo was taken a few years back:

I hope your day is as productive and great as I plan mine to be!

Friday Funnies: It’s Witchcraft. Just blame it all on Al Gore…

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Friday Funnies: It’s Witchcraft

Just blame it all on Al Gore…

Robert W Malone MD, MS Apr 11, 2025

(Don’t listen to the fact-checkers, we all know that the internet is witchcraft).

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NWylG48zWBc?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

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Discussion about this post

James Goodrich J Goodrich News Letter

When I discuss the China tariffs with Trump haters I can’t help but ask, why do we in the United States want to trade with communist China after what they did to us regarding Covid? Really, objectively, this is a country that released a biological weapon, a manufactured, fabricated super virus produced in a lab in Wuhan, and they released it upon the entire world deliberately. They knowingly flew infected people all around the world resulting in millions of people dying. They lied about it. Xi Jinping the communist strong man, that butcher that slave holder, systematically covered it up and didn’t bat an eye as he knowingly allowed infected people to fly out of Beijing and Shang Hai, into Australia, Europe, America, and they spread that virus all over the world. Then to add insult to injury they tried to maximize profit, money, take economic advantage, because they sold us and the world masks and pharmaceuticals. So why would we want to trade with them. I’ll tell you why, because we had a president that was completely compromised, he was on the take, a media that was compromised, they were on the take. They lied to us. The FBI lied, our intelligence agencies lied, the CIA lied, the NSA lied. They knew it came from that lab in Wuhan. Our own government was implicated in it, led by Obama, Fauci and his boss Francis Collins. We funded it, we supported it. We aided and abetted in this crime.

So honestly 125 % isn’t nearly enough, 500% isn’t enough for causing the spread of this death and destruction. Nothing against the Chinese people, they are good hard working people, but this Chinese government, this brutal communists regime in Beijing needs to be bankrupted and they need to collapse just like the old Soviet Union. This is Trumps clear end game and God bless him, I hope, it will work! J.Goodrich