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Sunday Strip: Happy XY Day!

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Terror Alert! Space bears invade our moon base.

ROBERT W MALONE MD, MSJUN 15
 
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Platos allegory of the cave, just in case you are confused.

𝐈 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐠

Yeah. That happened.

Last week, I was walking back from the store and saw one of those “Lost Cat” flyers taped to a pole. It had a blurry photo and dramatic phrases like “please help us find Mr. Whiskers” which for some reason made me laugh more than it should have. Maybe it was the Comic Sans. Maybe it was the fact that the cat looked like it hated everyone, including the person who made the flyer. Either way, I got the dumb idea to make one myself. But with a fake dog.

So I went home, opened up Word and made the most ridiculous flyer I could think of. I said the dog’s name was “Chunky.” I described him as “half Pomeranian, half mystery”. I used a random Google image of a scruffy little mutt with giant eyes and his tongue hanging out like he’d just seen something unseeable.

I printed out six copies and taped them around my block. It was just supposed to be funny. I never expected anything to come of it.

Until yesterday evening.

I was making dinner when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it, and this guy, probably in his 30s, pretty normal-looking, was standing there holding a leash. On the end of it was a dog.

Not just any dog.

Chunky.

The exact same scruffy, bug-eyed, tongue-out menace from the flyer.

The guy smiled and said: “I think this is your dog. I found him wandering near the park.”

I froze. My brain just… stalled. I had no idea what to say. So I said the dumbest possible thing, which was, “Chunky?!”

He nodded like that confirmed it. “Yeah! He came right up to me. I recognized him from the flyer by the laundromat.”

Now, here’s the part where a sane person would explain the situation. Tell the truth. Say: “Actually, this was a joke and that’s not my dog.”

Instead, I said “Oh my God, thank you so much.” And took the leash.

Now I have a dog.

Or something that resembles a dog. Chunky is… not right. He growled at my toaster. He barked at the fridge for 20 straight minutes and then peed on my welcome mat. He sleeps on his back with all four legs stiff like he’s trying to summon something.

I took him to the vet today, mostly to see if he had a chip. No chip. The vet looked at him for a solid ten seconds and then said “Well. That’s a dog, alright.” No follow-up. Just that.

So now I’m stuck in this weird reality where I made up a dog, and the universe handed him to me like, “Okay, let’s see what you do with this.”

Chunky is currently asleep under my bed. I can hear him snoring from here. I don’t know where he came from. I don’t know who he used to belong to. But I guess he’s mine now.

This whole situation feels like I made a meme and the meme came to life and now lives in my apartment.

This is why I shouldn’t be left alone with a printer.

(From Charmed tale stories on Facebook)

Happy Father’s Day – to those XY who qualify!

Friday Funnies: Over-Whelming. Time compression.

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Friday Funnies: Over-Whelming

Time compression

ROBERT W MALONE MD, MS JUN 13
 
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The cycle of life?

This is still darn funny!

helm – ster

I know those eyes…

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Wow- the cartoon (above) already feels like “old” news. 

It feels like time is compressing on us all!

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Sunday Strip: Run Zebra Run, and more riot stories. [mem-y…]

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Sunday Strip: Run Zebra Run

and more riot stories

Robert W Malone MD, MS Jun 08, 2025

About those riots in Los Angeles.

Data Republican on X has the receipts.

The state of California primarily funded the NGOs organizing the LA riots against ICE to the tune of tens of millions of $$$ (some NGOs receiving as much as $34 million each).

This morning, I read an article in the LA Times that states that these riots in LA over the arrests of illegal aliens are going to be the turning point for the Democrat party. That now, people in the United States are finally going to wake up and realize just how terrible ICE is and how the Democrat party is truly the party of righteousness.

But let’s remember that the Democrats thought that the politicization of Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s deportation would make Americans realize that President Trump was wrong about open borders and deporting illegal aliens, particularly criminals. In fact, the politicization of his case had the opposite effect. Because Abrego Garcia is exactly what people don’t want in an immigrant population, he is a criminal with a history of domestic violence. He is an unsavory character. But this is who the democrats have chosen as the poster boy to stop the closed borders and deportations of illegal aliens.

My prediction: These riots have the potential to be even more violent. That people within this community, which is both pro-illegal immigration and pro-socialist, plan to be violent. Pallets of cinder blocks have been deposited where “protests” are being planned – the use of such blocks is clear as police cars were pelted with rocks and bricks yesterday. People are already burning stuff in the streets, and Molotov cocktails are being made and deployed. The homemade videos on X of the “protests” are going to drive even more people away from the progressive arm of the Democrat party and the Democrat party itself. If the riots continue today as predicted, even more people are going to wonder what the heck happened to California over the last decade and want nothing to do with that – what-so-ever.

The Democrat party is increasingly determined to run as fast as possible from the persuadable middle. Big, bad mistake which will be hard to recover from.

Meanwhile, in Tennessee…they be like:

In my opinion, the zebra is currently living his best life.

But according to Sky News, they have spotted him via drone and his days of freedom are numbered.

Bummer. It was fun while it lasted.

Musk may wish this was true – but it is not likely to happen…

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“When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion—when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing—when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors—when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don’t protect you against them, but protect them against you—when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice—you may know that your society is doomed.”

-Ayn Rand, from Atlas Shrugged

If anyone has seen me on the farm, they know I am a big fan of such tee shirts.

Consistency is key – that second push-up was just over the top.

Don’t watch, if you are easily offended.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4jLbGAMP9gw?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

As liberals pride themselves on being racially “sensitive,
Doesn’t their use of these phrases seem rather racially insensitive?

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