Friday Funnies: Another future existential crisis to ponder…

Friday Funnies: Gavin for President?

Another future existential crisis to ponder…

Dr. Robert W. Malone Dec 05, 2025








As many people are not following carefully what is happening with the fraud cases (and there are many) in Minnesota, an explanation is in order.

The fraud case surrounding Tim Walz centers on his administration’s failure to provide basic oversight of Minnesota’s Feeding Our Future (FOF) program, which fostered one of the largest welfare fraud scandals in U.S. history and resulted in more than $250 million in losses from fake child-nutrition claims.

Walz’s leadership allowed politically connected nonprofits, which are associated with the Somali community in that state, to siphon taxpayer dollars with virtually no accountability, even after repeated warnings from whistleblowers and state officials. Rather than intervening early, Walz’s agencies deferred responsibility, blamed federal bureaucratic constraints, and failed to stop the fraud until the FBI stepped in. This is evidence of systemic mismanagement and of a broader pattern in which Democratic administrations.

At best, Minnesota Governor Walz’s administration hesitated to oversee the program properly because FOF and its affiliates were connected to a protected political group, namely Somali-American nonprofits and businesses. The fraudsters took advantage of the situation, knowing that the use of racial-equity language and fears of discrimination accusations made state agencies less likely to audit immigrant-operated sites.

Furthermore, this immigrant population is concentrated in specific congressional districts, specifically MN-CD-5. It appears that at some level, Governor Walz knew about this fraud and allowed it to happen because he wanted the votes of the Somali-Americans and to ensure that Congressman Ilhan Omar remains in power. The current congressional representative for Minnesota’s 5th Congressional District (MN-CD-5) is Ilhan Omar.

The implications of this are profound. It would be a crime if Gov. Walz and Congressman Ilhan Omar aided and abetted this fraud. Certainly, Ilhan Omar and her staff knew many of those now indicted, and at least two of her staff are implicated. Time will tell whether there is a crime at the highest levels of Minnesota governance.

The Federal government is now heavily involved in the investigation.




The left is getting triggered by MAGA people calling Tim Walz a retard – and I must say, watching the red-faced liberals get overwrought over the word “retard” is kind of funny.










Honestly, we need a slur for people who use artificial intelligence for everything.


Never forget, a Venn diagram can demonstrate correlation, but not causation.



Watching Adam Rose is like watching a slow-moving train wreck. As much as you want to avert your eyes, you just can’t…



This Christmas, remember that made in America is best!



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Let’s have a little fun at the expense of one of our favorite politicians!


POLL

Who would vote for Gov. Newsom for President in 2028?

Not over my dead body

He is God’s gift to America

245 VOTES · 23 HOURS REMAINING


Today’s livestreaming of the CDC ACIP meeting below:


Have a great day folks!

Pan wołać? MEM-y II.

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Sunday Strip: Just say „No”. And watch out for reindeers!

Sunday Strip: Just say No

and watch out for reindeers!

DR. ROBERT W. MALONE NOV 30
 
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Public health alert!

A different take on an old classic!



Don’t think it couldn’t happen to you!





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Ending today’s Substack with a true story.

Just say… NO

She just said…”no”


Dr. Frances Oldham Kelsey was born on Vancouver Island in 1914, in a small fishing village called Cobble Hill. Her childhood was not one of privilege, but it is said that she threw herself into reading, with a curiosity that could not be contained.

Kelsey won admission to McGill University, where she studied pharmacology. She graduated with honors and was quickly recognized by leading researchers for her meticulous attention to detail.

In the 1930s, discrimination was so baked into academia that when McGill professor E.M.K. Geiling requested a new graduate assistant, the university, assuming “Frances” was a man, sent her name. He was surprised when she arrived, but her work ethic won him over. With Geiling she helped investigate a series of tragic deaths linked to a toxic solvent in a sulfanilamide drug formulation, an early experience that shaped her lifelong insistence on drug safety.

She earned her Ph.D. in 1938 at the University of Chicago, and then a a degree in medicine in 1950, making her a dual-trained physician-pharmacologist. 

The Call From Washington

In 1960, at age 45, Kelsey applied for a medical officer position at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. The FDA also assumed that “Frances” was a man. But they quickly learned that she was, as one coworker later said, “the toughest reviewer in the place.”

Her very first major assignment seemed routine. She was to review a new sedative widely marketed in Europe for anti-nausea in pregnancy. The drug was called thalidomide, and the review was considered a formality for approval in the United States. 

The Woman Who Said No

Kelsey refused to sign off.

She noticed details that others ignored:

  • The company had not provided rigorous U.S. clinical trial data.
  • Peripheral neuropathy was showing up in European patients.
  • Animal studies were incomplete.
  • Most importantly, no one had tested it for effects on pregnancy, despite its heavy use by pregnant women.

By regulation, she could defer approval for thirty days. So as each month rolled around, she put in another deferral. For a new employee, this was a radical thing to do.

For months, the drug company pressured her: phone calls, letters, meetings, repeated complaints to her supervisors. But Kelsey held firm. She had seen what rushed approvals could do. Something about thalidomide felt wrong.

Then, in late 1961, what she feared became a reality: reports poured in from Europe and Australia of babies born with catastrophic limb deformities, a condition called phocomelia, after their mothers took thalidomide early in pregnancy.

National Recognition Came Swiftly

In 1962 President John F. Kennedy awarded her the President’s Award for Distinguished Federal Civilian Service, one of the highest honors a civilian can receive. Kennedy praised her refusal to bow to commercial pressure and noted that her actions had saved countless families from heartbreak.

Her work also triggered the passage of the 1962 Kefauver-Harris Amendments, which transformed the FDA and made modern drug regulation possible: requiring proof of safety and efficacy, informed consent in clinical trials, and strict oversight of advertising claims. 

Unfortunately, this act was diluted by the 1997 FDA Modernization Act (FDAMA) which paved the way for modern advertising, by allowing more direct-to-consumer (DTC) broadcast ads.

A Lifelong Career in Drug Safety

Kelsey continued her work at the FDA for many decades. She led the new drug evaluation office, mentored younger scientists, and remained a fierce advocate for evidence-based medicine.

Even in her 80s, she was still teaching and reviewing cases. At age 90, she retired.

Frances Kelsey lived to be 101. She died in 2015, just two weeks after the Canadian government formally recognized her as a national hero. It only took the Canadian government 55 years to recognize her accomplishments. During her long career, she never received the Nobel Prize in Medicine, as that is reserved for discovering something new, rather than preventing harm.

She never sought fame. She never cashed in her story. She remained, throughout her life, a scientist committed to one principle: patients deserve protection, not assumptions. That informed consent is paramount for patient’s right.

So, remember to stand up and defend what is right – even in the face of tyranny. And never forget that famous Thomas Jefferson quote:



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Oh… Coorva… Cudna sprawa. MEM-y IV.

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Ekolo. Antysemitnictwa mało. MEM-y II.

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Sobotnie MEM-y I. Dla zmylenia dywersantów.

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Friday Funnies: Free Stuff! Just get in line… [nie bój się, analfabeto]

Friday Funnies: Free Stuff!

Just get in line…

DR. ROBERT W. MALONE NOV 28








True story:








A fun fact: according to recent registration data, Washington DC records a grand total of five percent Republican voters.



So… hundreds of thousands of federal employees have effectively been forced to stop remote working in 2025 (in partial or full-time capacity). 

One can just imagine what the new normal at any Federal office in DC now looks like…



This week’s most absurd headline:

YELLOW JOURNALISM 

Over in Mainstream Media LA-LA land, the advocacy journalism continues. Where “journalists” are blaming President Trump for the horrific shooting of the two National Guardsmen, and writing that more National Guardsmen will be targeted, because they shouldn’t be there. Yep – liberals are blaming President Trump…
Pretzel logic from the press… at this point, why should we expect anything more?

In response to the shooting, President Trump is putting 500 more National Guardsmen on duty in DC. 

I for one, believe this is the correct response – This President of the United States doesn’t back down to threats and violence. Jill and I drive up to DC fairly frequently, and it certainly feels safer to us these days than before the President took action.

Mieszanka firmowa. MEM-y II.

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…Na kaczych nogach…

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MEM-y poważne

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Czarzasty i J.-Mengele górą. MEM-y III.

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