Friday Funnies: A Universal Remote to Give peace a chance. [MEMy]

Friday Funnies: A Universal Remote to

Give peace a chance

Robert W Malone MD, MS Mar 7, 2025










(Honestly, I think the Democrat party did a fine job destroying themselves)






This video is a little crude, but the point about how crazy the last four years have been – is well taken.



Another true story:












Oh yeah, and we did finally break down and buy two amish-made bird feeders from Etsy. Not made in China. How refreshing

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Zebrało się: Drwale i pedały. MEMy.

Przypominam:

Stary dowcip:

W roku 1970 uczniowie rozwiązywali następujące zadanie: „Drwal sprzedał drewno za 100 zł. Koszty uzyskania przychodu wyniosły 4/5 tej kwoty. Jaki procent stanowił zysk drwala?”

W roku 1990: „Drwal sprzedał drewno za 100 zł. Wycięcie drzewa na to drewno kosztowało go 4/5 tej kwoty. Ile zarobił drwal?”

W roku 2000: „Drwal sprzedał drewno za 100 zł. Wycięcie drzewa kosztowało go 4/5 tej kwoty – czyli 80 zł. Ile zarobił drwal?”

A w roku 2020? „Drwal sprzedał drewno za 100 zł. Pokoloruj drwala.”

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MEMy !! Sunday Strip: Nut Jobs. It ain’t over till it’s over. –

Sunday Strip: Nut Jobs

It ain’t over till it’s over

Robert W Malone MD, MS Mar 02, 2025


“I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the Wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results.

I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm.

I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card.

I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.”

~ Robert Sterling





(For those who haven’t followed this news story, and are interested – I suggest reading “The NSA’s Secret Sex Chats.” The article can be graphic in describing the chat discussions, so you are forewarned.)





True Story:

Between choosing to wear sweatpants in the Oval Office and his prior career, viewing this as a serious person is hard.

For those who are interested, I highly recommend reading the article “Hard truths about the Trump-Zelensky-Vance Oval Office blow-up: The public spectacle doesn’t change the fact that the war needs to end soon.”

It may be the best analysis of the situation I have read.


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The meme wars:

In the meantime, in mass, the cra-cra on Facebook are having a very public meltdown:

And of course, this one:

These memes are being rolled out systematically, with organized “protests” nationwide.

Folks, this is a movement that is being funded from the top. It is organized and has all the hallmarks that the Soros-funded NGOs are driving this synthetic bus.

Last year, Jeffrey Sachs delivered a most crucial history lesson at the European Union.





I stand with the United States and President Trump.



I attended a meeting recently, under Chatham House rules, where I heard a Senator state on stage argue that we need to continue funding wars in the Middle East and around the world to ensure these forever wars happen on their soil rather than ours. Otherwise, foreign countries will invade American soil. He further explained that supporting the economy long-term required funding the military-industrial complex to the tune of billions of dollars (trillions?) for at least another decade.

This Senator didn’t read the room; the dead silence of the audience encapsulated the mood. Conservatives are no longer interested in this strategy of empire-building.

The warmongering Republican Party of old is crumbling. Something new and revolutionary, exemplified by MAGA and developed by the Trump team to drive the American economy, is afoot – and it doesn’t involve perpetual wars on foreign soil.





https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/LD6kvDHbIYY?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

Sunday Strip: Don’t Believe… your lying eyes

Sunday Strip: Don’t Believe…

your lying eyes

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 23, 2025








Can anyone explain why, when President Trump states he wants peace worldwide, the democrats hate him even more?







True story:










Most people don’t realize that emu eggs have to come from somewhere.


But then many people don’t realize that emu eggs make a delicious breakfast.

The truth is that elusive emu babies abound in the wild… if you know where to look:

Don’t believe your ly’n eyes…

Everyone knows emus are white!


Friday Funnies: Chainsaw Massacre – Bureaucracy thrives in darkness

Friday Funnies: Chainsaw Massacre –

Bureaucracy thrives in darkness

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 21, 2025
















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(True story) – From Grok:

I assume you’re referring to “Norman,” the AI developed by MIT researchers in 2018 to demonstrate the impact of biased data on artificial intelligence. Norman was trained exclusively on violent and gruesome image captions from a Reddit forum focused on disturbing content, deliberately avoiding the use of actual images due to ethical concerns. The goal was to show how the data fed into an AI can shape its behavior and outputs, rather than the algorithm itself being inherently flawed.

Named after Norman Bates from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, this AI was designed to perform image captioning—a process where it generates textual descriptions of images. After its training, researchers tested Norman with Rorschach inkblot images, comparing its responses to those of a “standard” AI trained on more neutral data. The results were striking: where a typical AI might see “a group of birds on a branch” or “a vase with flowers,” Norman interpreted the same inkblots as “a man electrocuted to death” or “a man shot dead in front of his screaming wife.” These grim outputs underscored the experiment’s point about data-driven bias.




Another gud video by Dominic.

“The Office of Communications, commonly known as Ofcom, is the government-approved regulatory and competition authority for the broadcasting, telecommunications and postal industries of the United Kingdom.”