Friday Funnies: Anything But Credible (ABC)

Friday Funnies: Anything But Credible (ABC)

The ABCs of MSM

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 27, 2024




Kamala’s detailed plan for America: kill the filibuster:




This is not a fake video – it is from August, 2021.
“A vital part of preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated now”.
The truth is that Biden has always been a moron.









True Story:



Another True Story;




Emails document that the director of HHS, Francis Collins, must have known that the virus was most likely man-made. Yet, he lied to the American public.

Despite that, Dr. Francis Collins peacefully played guitar and sang a soothing song about quarantining, wearing a mask, and getting vaccinated, all while promoting lies about pangolins spreading COVID-19, a seafood market travesty, and zoonotic transmission—which, as he must have known and as he revealed in Congress earlier this year, were all untruths.

Does this behavior qualify for accessary to hide a catastrophic, man-made, mass murder event?

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ftvkgpmgMao?start=2s&rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

Yet still he persists:
Collins is now indoctrinating new Doctors at their 2024 Yale graduation ceremony.
Listen to the clapping and cheering for the forced gene therapy product injected into billions of arms worldwide at the end of the video!


It is well past time that America has a team that can actually fix this broken system.


But how to fix Congress?


“We are addicted to spending…”

Rep. Massie speaks truth.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/BLKJvopAUX0?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0


Massie agrees: A tonic is long past needed.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/N9Z5Ti9OEH4?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0


The toxic artificial dye epidemic in America.

Being in Japan and seeing so many healthy food options, I feel compelled to include a little pictorial food essay today.

Blah, blah, blah.

It is so easy to dismiss the above meme as more hyperbole – until one does a search for ‘artificial food dyes” in the scientific literature…

Folks – the USA has no excuse for not removing these toxins from our foods.

Below is a recent review of the dangers of artificial food coloring in foods in America (remember most countries ban these toxins).

Conclusions

The harms of synthetic dyes in children, both with and without comorbidities, are worrying and require a careful and proactive approach. The studies presented in this review demonstrate an association between the consumption of these additives and a variety of adverse health effects, ranging from hyperactivity and behavioral disorders to allergic reactions and more serious health problems. For children with comorbidities such as Autism Spectrum Disorder and Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, exposure to synthetic dyes can worsen existing symptoms and complicate management of the condition. Furthermore, even in children without comorbidities, synthetic dyes can pose a health risk by affecting their cognitive, behavioral, metabolic and nutritional development. Given these facts, educational approaches for parents, caregivers and health professionals are essential so that they are aware of the potential risks associated with the consumption of synthetic dyes and adopt measures to reduce children’s exposure to these additives. Raising awareness through campaigns and better food labeling informing about the types of dyes present in each specific product, as well as the formulation of stricter policies to control the recommended quantity, are ways of mitigating the possible toxicity levels of these additives. Another way is to promote a more natural and balanced diet and search for dyes from completely natural sources.


No matter what your age, let a colorful food palate on your plate come from natural sources, not from artificial food dyes!





A friendly reminder – shop on the outside grocery store aisles to eat healthy.


Oats may be a whole food – but please avoid non-organic. The commercial oats in the USA often test very high for glyphosate!


Have fun, eat healthy and rain or shine, I hope to see many of you at the rally in DC this Sunday!


MEMy alarmowo-interwencyjne, wymuszone

[zbiornik retencyjny = zaporowy, idiotko zakłamana... W dawnych czasach mówiło się o takich ideolo-kretynkach, że im w głowie króliki … urządzają erotyczne tańce. Teraz są to złote algi.. md]


[kolego, bez nerwów.. na Białorusi tak bezczelnie jednak nie jest. MD]

[ot, jak babsko wykręca mokrego kota ogonem..md]

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Sunday Strip: The Middle-Class Blues. Stealers versus the Patriots.

Sunday Strip: The Middle-Class Blues

Stealers versus the Patriots

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 22, 2024


















True Story:

Now Rep. Nancy Pelosi claims Horrid Harris won the Democrat nomination in an “open primary.” Which of course, is just more lying and a rather absurd untruth.

Have a listen:

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/6cT6iilsoZA?start=3208s&rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

Could Orwell ever have believed that doublespeak could be so bold? Or that anyone would actually fall for such propaganda? But one can hear her lies and listen to the audience clapping enthusiastically in response!

This is probably why none of the major MSM outlets except Fox, choose to cover the story. They know this kind of outright lyin isn’t going to work for the persuadable middle and they are all in -in helping Horrid Harris win.

Pelosi is working the “D” base in the video above to get them excited about a candidate with all the appeal of a glass of water. This is all about turn-out on November 5th and before.

Remember, Pelosi once said.

“This glass of water with a “D” would win in those districts.”

-Rep. Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi is speaking to the true believers in that clip above, those who lives revolve around TDS. The third of this country who are so brain-washed, they no longer think for themselves.

“We Had An Open Primary And Kamala Harris Won It, It’s Just Nobody Got In Because She Had A Running Start”

-Rep. Nancy Pelosi

You honestly can’t make this stuff up.



As censorship becomes normalized, parady becomes outlawed…at least in California.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NIz-aoZFzM4?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0








The little cartoon above describes Jill perfectly yesterday.

Friday Funnies: It’s not Over, Till It’s Over.

Friday Funnies: It’s not Over, Till It’s Over.

Round 2: Deep State VS. MAGA.

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 20, 2024





True Story.

Not funny, and the ramifications of this are chilling…

Given that the decision to golf was not planned well in advance, how did the shooter know to set up at that spot?

  • A mole in the USSS or the Trump campaign, maybe?







It’s just a 2020 re-match: The deep-state versus MAGA…

It’s not over till it’s over…


Millenials be like: ‘The government isn’t giving me enough toys!”

It’s not fair.”

Rather than work hard to get ahead, the mantra of Millenials is – “it’s not fair.”

  • Nothing in life is fair, the key is when you are down – you get up, dust yourself off, and work both harder and smarter.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/osxJ5-_Ccp0?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0







Another True Story

The IG Nobel Prize is real.

It has no affiliation to the Nobel Prizes and the IG Nobel group “celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative – and spur people’s interest in science, medicine, and technology” by making “people laugh, then think.”

This year, a Japanese research team won for discovering that mammals can breathe through their anuses. The study authors believe this may offer an alternative way of getting oxygen into critically ill patients if ventilator and artificial lung supplies run low (they all seem a little far-fetched to me, but then what do I know?).

Here is an image of their peer-reviewed paper…

This is from the abstract page:

Over-ventilation killed more people than ventilators saved during the COVIDcrisis. But forget about that inconvenient factoid for a moment.

Because these scientists have a solution to the ventilation issue for those patients requiring respiratory support.

Basically, the “context and significance” section of this paper suggests that if ventilators happen to be in short supply again during a pandemic, then this technology will enable physicians to inject a liquid form of oxygen up people’s arseholes… in the middle of a pandemic.

hmmm… sounds reasonable <insert sarcasm>.







Sunday Strip: Look Over There! Squirrel, tennis ball, bacon!

Sunday Strip: Look Over There! Squirrel, tennis ball, bacon!

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 15, 2024





Remember the crickets…


We are smart enough to figure out that this is precisely what he was speaking about.





JP manages to synthesize and distill the entire debate in five minutes.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/YM6viTDpWR0?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0









https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/PYRYXhU4kxM?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0






Friday Funnies: This Isn’t my Party

Friday Funnies: This Isn’t my Party

Who invited Muir?

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 13, 2024




The Lizard people were out in force!









https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/y5W6ai8tGR8?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0


War is peace.

Socialism is Joy.

Inflation is not a Tax.




This is not AI.

In 2018, Kamala Harris joked about killing Donald Trump on the Ellen show.






[ swift boating is a pejorative American neologism used to describe an unfair or untrue political attack. md]


Sunday Strip: What Makes us human? Traffic lights, happy trails, or beans and toast?

Sunday Strip: What Makes us human?

Traffic lights, happy trails, or beans and toast?

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 08, 2024



















(Click on an image to expand.)





When Royal Air Force pilots discovered chocolate-coated marshmallow teacakes expanded at high altitudes, they became “the subject of some rather unscientific in-flight experiments” in the 1950s.

Air crews removed their silver foil packaging and perched them around the cabin for observation: The marshmallows swelled as pressure changed. Eventually, they became too big to eat in one bite. ⁠⁠

Many noted that, despite the extreme physical effects, the expansion didn’t compromise the taste. ⁠⁠

But the expanding teacakes’ fame was short-lived. After a period of marshmallow fever aboard the V-Bombers departing from Gaydon air base, an explosion put a stop to the fun. ⁠

During the summer of 1965, a captain and student pilot forgot they had placed unwrapped teacakes above their instrument panels. When the captain pulled an emergency depressurizing switch during a training mission, the treats erupted. ⁠

Shards of chocolate and marshmallow hit the windshield, flight controls, and the mens’ uniforms. Shortly thereafter, the RAF put marshmallows on their no-fly list.

Via Dull Men’s Community


Dam, these things are gettin gud!

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/2A6OP17VvAc?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

#PsyWar



https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hgw_yprN_-w?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0

Happy Trails to you!


Friday Funnies: Redneck Wizard

Friday Funnies: Redneck Wizard

Plexiglass Wars and the upcoming jab mandate anniversary

Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 06, 2024

#PsyWar !!
















Cause and effect:

In California, home of big tech, minimum wage is raised so much, that fast food joints can’t afford to hire low wage workers (primarily teens, in their first job).

So, expedited development of robotics capabilities for automated fast food joints happens. Being developed in the same state that has raised minimum wages to $20 an hour.

Planned?






The meme above should read: “Dear Government” – not “Dear Plexiglass”

Point well taken… If plexiglass worked to stop aerosol transmission – shouldn’t gloves, a Tyvek suit, and disinfectant have been used in between each and every customer? Given the fears of public health personnel, wasn’t it more likely chance that the cashier being “Typhoid Mary” and causing rampant disease, than the other way around?


It always felt to me like that plexiglass was there to protect the checker, not the customer – when, in fact, it should have been the other way around.

And in order to protect “us” – the vast majority of people entering into a retail establishment, they would have had to do a heck of a lot more than a sheet of plexiglass.

But besides all that, the overblown fear of this disease – was just that. Fearporn. Disaster Cronyism. Psychological Bioterrorism. None of this was needed.

Was this all group think by public officials?

Or… was this all fearporn? Put on for the benefit of the public?



This is most excellent.

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Kf4kqybpkdI?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0


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Shameless self promotion….

Buy the book here. Shipping October 08, and I am working my butt off now recording the audiobook.

Read it and armor yourself just in case Harris/Walz win.