Friday Funnies: Bearly Xmas
But it’s safer to stay at home.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 13, 2024
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 08, 2024
“There is a reason folks used to have 12 kids…”
“Bad Ass Santa”
Last night on the farm – Gizmo was feeling particularly silly. But it turns out that Gizmo is silly most of the time. The dogs or other poultry only have to run around, which then cranks him up, and off he goes. Off on another silly streak.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 06, 2024
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The law of holes, or the first law of holes, is an adage which states:
“If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”
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Apologies for the late arrival today-
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 01, 2024
Change can’t come fast enough!
The above meme is a true story.
The British banned the importation of firearms and gunpowder to the American colonies in October 1774, in response to the Boston Tea Party. The import restriction on weapons and ammunition as well as subsequent attempts at confiscation, were key points of contention between the colonists and the crown. The banning and confiscating of weaponry is considered one of the main drivers of the American Revolution.
More truth.
The word democracy is not in the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, or the U.S. Constitution. This is because the Founding Fathers were skeptical of direct democracy, due to a concern about the potential for a “tyranny of the majority.” So, our system was designed to be a representative democracy where citizens elect representatives to govern on their behalf. We live in a constitutional republic.
If Musk and Vivek can actually actually get DOGE to work as intended – it would truly be epoch.
OK – Gaetz looking in from the window is pretty funny.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 29, 2024
America First is something we can all contribute to at Christmas.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 22, 2024
Ben created the above cartoon in 2020- and with just a few name changes, it still holds true today!
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 17, 2024
For a view on what woke women really think about men and society – read the article. Which was published in 2020.
But it is more fun to, to just go to the comments section –
A sampling:
“Plenty of men won’t date or even talk to woke women. I’m training my sons to not even speak to girls that exhibit any signs of the disease.”
“It’s one thing to advocate for legal equality, social respect, and all-around fair treatment. No problem with that whatsoever. It’s quite another to become yammering, obnoxious, grating, lecturing fools.”
‘I’m extremely concerned at the lack of self-reflection in this article”
“UHHHHhhhh the reason why feminism doesn’t win over men is because feminism changed from a “we want equal rights” movement in the 1920’s to a “All men are bad unless they are our slaves” movement in modern times.”
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 10, 2024
Yet, Trump is the one labeled by MSM as spewing violent rhetoric… Funny how that works.
Bye-Bye to the Bid-obama administration!
This video is fascinating…
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 03, 2024
For those that aren’t on X, Peanut was a squirrel rescued as a baby seven years ago, and raised in captivity by Mark Longo. Peanut (and Mark) became an Instagram sensation with over a half million followers. Peanut lived with another rescued pet named Fred, who was a raccoon.
Mark runs a non-profit animal rescue and sanctuary. Someone decided to report Mark to NY State authorities for this.
The New York State police raided Mark’s home this week:
This week, despite massive public outcry – both Peanut and Fred were murdered by the New York State Environmental police. Their crime was living in captivity.
To be clear:
“Based on the search results, it is extremely rare for squirrels to contract rabies. The data suggests that squirrels are not considered vectors of rabies and have never been known to transmit the disease to humans.”
In the end, this is not about a squirrel. It is all about government overreach, illegal and overbearing search and seizure, arbitrary and capricious bureaucracies.
Has our republic really been reduced to murdering pet squirrels?
God save America
Get out and vote for Peanut…
Ah, yes, the Federal Reserve. A future Substack topic, to be sure.
Somehow, I missed this, Remy – It is close enough to Halloween to still be funny, though!
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Oct 20, 2024
I think the meme below may be my favorite for the day…
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Oct 13, 2024
True story (from the New York Post:
Former CBS News staffers are demanding an independent investigation into “60 Minutes” over the brewing Kamala Harris interview scandal — even as the network digs in its heels and refuses to release the full, unedited transcript, The Post has learned.
The long-running news show has come under fire after allegedly cleaning up the Democratic presidential candidate’s answer to a question from “60 Minutes” correspondent Bill Whitaker about Israel that aired during a special episode on Monday.
Her reply was starkly different from the “word salad” the vice president served up in a clip to promote the interview shown by “Face the Nation” the day before.
The controversy has prompted media insiders and critics — including Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump — to question the ethical standards at the Tiffany Network.
“I think there should be an outside investigation,” one former CBS News journalist told The Post on Thursday. “Obviously, there’s a problem here. If they care about journalistic integrity, they would conduct an investigation or release the full transcript.”
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Oct 11, 2024
(With U.S. debt now at $35.3 trillion, the cost of the interest bill alone on all that borrowing is about $3 billion a day. A quick calculation: the USA is paying out over a trillion in interest this year. This is our money folks.)
Robert W Malone MD, MS Oct 06, 2024
Democrats: the failure the Biden Administration to initiate a proportional rescue effort in the wake of Hurricane Helene means Kamala Harris is unfit for high office. Voting for her is indefensible. Americans are in desperate need of help THAT WE HAVE ALREADY PAID FOR. Withholding it is diabolical. -Bret Weinstein
(and the correct answer is?)
More silliness from Dave Allen.
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 15, 2024
Remember the crickets…
We are smart enough to figure out that this is precisely what he was speaking about.
JP manages to synthesize and distill the entire debate in five minutes.
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 13, 2024
The Lizard people were out in force!
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War is peace.
Socialism is Joy.
Inflation is not a Tax.
This is not AI.
In 2018, Kamala Harris joked about killing Donald Trump on the Ellen show.
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 08, 2024
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Air crews removed their silver foil packaging and perched them around the cabin for observation: The marshmallows swelled as pressure changed. Eventually, they became too big to eat in one bite.
Many noted that, despite the extreme physical effects, the expansion didn’t compromise the taste.
But the expanding teacakes’ fame was short-lived. After a period of marshmallow fever aboard the V-Bombers departing from Gaydon air base, an explosion put a stop to the fun.
During the summer of 1965, a captain and student pilot forgot they had placed unwrapped teacakes above their instrument panels. When the captain pulled an emergency depressurizing switch during a training mission, the treats erupted.
Shards of chocolate and marshmallow hit the windshield, flight controls, and the mens’ uniforms. Shortly thereafter, the RAF put marshmallows on their no-fly list.
Via Dull Men’s Community
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Sep 01, 2024
This new Kennedy campaign ad just came my way, it is so powerful – that I had to share it here.
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The forces of Western hegemony are scared folks.
They can’t control the people, and they don’t like it very much.
I am afraid Brazil is just the tip of the iceberg.
Because who doesn’t like black bears?
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(2006 GMC LBZ Duramax/Allison Dually flatbed, over 250K miles and still strong. Made in USA. Just unloaded a couple tons of hay.)
Robert W Malone MD, MS Aug 25, 2024
Doe – the female of animals such as the deer or rabbit
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We can not comply, but the path back to freedom for this country is going to be difficult.
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Robert W Malone MD, MS Jun 16, 2024
An old favorite.
If you think the meme below is just another conspiracy theory, please familiarize yourself with the 1974 Kissinger Report and then maybe re-evaluate your position.
Truthfully, I think a lot of the virus-denier stuff is just trollery.
UK News:
BREAKING: The Reform UK party has overtaken the Conservatives in the polls.
My friend Nigel Farage has asked me to create a video message to support him that reminds everyone that he has been calling for a public inquiry into vaccine harms since January 2023, which is true. I am honored and will put the video together later today.
In the meantime, enjoy this little video “montage” of Mr. WEF himself! That is, Rishi Sunak, the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Leader of the “Conservative Party” since 2022.
But to call Sunak the leader of the Conservative Party is akin to believing that Mitch McConnell is the leader of the Conservative Party in the USA.
The Conservative Party in the UK is no longer conservative and needs to be replaced. And at this point, Mr. Farage is the only person who can take out the WEF trash!
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A month ago, we had a lot more chickens than we do now ( a certain hawk is getting very creative in her hunting techniques), and the eggs piled up on baskets in the kitchen. As the big incubator was empty, on a whim – we threw them all in. Sixty plus eggs in all. That was exactly three weeks ago.
Well, starting a couple of days ago -those eggs started to hatch and hatch and hatch. There is a total of 36 chicks so far. These chicks are all a breed called Whiting True Blue, which lays a blue egg and are prolific layers – so finding homes for the extra chicks should not be a problem. Another chore on the list though. But baby chickens are the best.
Today, we have to drive to Fredericksburg to attend an event in support of a true patriot, Cameron Hamilton, who is running for the Virginia Congress -7th district.
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