Friday Funnies: The Wormy Woke Apple. Nobody wants to buy rotten goods.

Friday Funnies: The Wormy Woke Apple

Nobody wants to buy rotten goods.

ROBERT W MALONE MD, MS MAR 28



The UK has gone barking mad…

UK Home Office Knife Ban

The UK Home Office has implemented several measures to address knife crime, including a ban on home deliveries of knives ordered online. Under new proposals, anyone buying a knife online will need to submit photo ID at the point of sale and again upon delivery. Companies will only be able to deliver knives to the person who bought them, and it will be illegal to leave a package containing a bladed weapon on a doorstep when no one is present. Additionally, the Offensive Weapons Act of 2019 made it illegal to possess certain dangerous knives, such as flick knives, even in private. 

The Home Office has also proposed banning the sale of long pointed kitchen knives, as these are often used in stabbing incidents. Furthermore, the government is considering banning the sale of knives to individuals under 18 and expanding the ban on possessing offensive weapons to cover educational institutions beyond schools. These measures aim to reduce the availability of knives and thus decrease the incidence of knife crimes.





























Sunday Strip: Driving that Train off the Deep End. MEMy, nie bój się !

Sunday Strip: Driving that Train

off the deep end.

Robert W Malone MD, MS Mar 23, 2025




A word about AI.

Artificial intelligence will be the next big thing. There is no stopping that juggernaut.

So, we must learn the tools to use AI to our advantage in this fight for freedom – religious, medical, and personal.

That means insisting on standards for training data sets that include precisely what those data are and making those standards transparent to all, providing education on how to use AI at the input level, and training people to understand how AI can be corrupted.

We, the small minority protecting this country, must take it upon ourselves to learn how to use AI to our advantage.

The big truth with AI is that it is a bit like the Wizard of Oz. When you control the data (inputs), then you control the outputs – not the AI system. We can’t let the corporatists – represented by the WEF, the globalists, the administrative state – and, yes, the deep state control the inputs.

So, learn the tools, learn to play the game, and then take control of AI programs in your life and insist on transparency within the government and corporations using AI.

Because this technology isn’t going away, and it will fundamentally change how we live – like it or not.





If George can do it, so can you! <insert sarcasm>












If you have problems with that one, read this:

















MEMy, nie bój się! Sunday Strip: “We fought for Democracy and lost to the bureaucracy”.

[daję parę słów po polsku, bo inaczej “nasi” jedno-języczni boją się zajrzeć..MD]

Sunday Strip: “We fought for Democracy

and lost to the bureaucracy”

Robert W Malone MD, MS Mar 16, 2025

It appears that the terrorist attacks on conservative influencers and journalists are ramping up.

This is a list of people who were swatted this week:

  1. Joe Pagliarulo: A Texas-based talk show host was swatted early on March 12, 2025. The false report claimed a shooting and hostage situation at his home.
  2. Gunther Eagleman: A social media influencer who reported being swatted following a false claim of a hostage situation at his home on March 13.
  3. Chase Geiser: An Infowars host who experienced swatting twice within 12 hours, with armed officers responding to his residence.
  4. Catturd: A popular pro-Trump social media account that reported being swatted for the fourth time.
  5. Nick Sortor: A journalist whose father and sister were swatted after a false report claimed his father was planning to harm the family.
  6. Shawn Farash: A comedian who reported police being dispatched to his home after false claims of a murder and a suicide by cop scenario.


The simultaneous swatting of multiple large conservative X political accounts is more than a mere “coincidence,” especially in light of the recent murder of Alex Jones’ InfoWars reporter, Jamie White.










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From the other side of the world in New Zealand, A.I.Fabler writes political satire and absurdist fiction. His Substack today was a fun read and very quotable. His essay begins with…

My brain used to be my filing cabinet. Now it is so full that I can’t even open it.

So, I’ve resorted to notebooks. There is at least one book in every room of the house. I’d like to think that I record insightful gems there, but the truth is they are mainly unintelligible snippets that would defy interpretation by the most brilliant of cryptologists. But I’m a compulsive list maker. Lists give me a sense of order, and sometimes, of inspiration.

One such list is Oxymorons. I add to it almost every day. They are such fun: contradictions in terms, accepted unthinkingly. For example:

Public Servants: No, they’re definitely not servants.

United Nations: They’ve never been united about anything.

Mainstream Media: Mainstream? They speak only to a small and shrinking minority.

Great Britain: Who is kidding who?

Another of my favourite lists is Stolen Words. These are words whose meanings we used to have confidence in understanding but have been flipped by segments of society so that they now have different, or even opposite, meanings. Here are some:

Gay: It used to mean having a jolly good time.

Elites: They were once the best examples of leadership, not the worst.

Progressives: Once in favour of progress, now progressively intolerant of others’ ideas.

My list already runs to many pages, but here are three that are worth examining.

Let’s start with you describing yourself as Liberal. Do you mean you believe it is important to allow men who wear lipstick to use the changing rooms and lavatories of young girls — or do you mean you find Ricky Gervais very funny and you support Free Trade?

Perhaps you see yourself as being on the Far Left or the Far Right, or is it only other people who fall into those categories? For, the further left you are, the further away will the centrist and conservative views appear to be of those you deem to be Far Right. And, of course, the reverse applies. This is political myopia, an example of strained vision; which is what the Mainstream Media seems to suffer from.

One of my favourites is Racism(though Anti-Racism probably belongs in the Oxymoron list). When you level the Racist charge against me, it is not to describe me, but to silence me. Not because of my evident prejudice but because I disagree with you and you have insufficient faith in your views to defend them. It is the most frequently used ad hominem of the Maori Party, whose election is based solely on race.

However, there is one word that leaps out at me and disturbs me, so that I am becoming intimidated about using it. That word is Democracy: “The powers of the state being vested in the people equally through elected representation involving universal suffrage.” It’s a word that’s mostly venerated in western societies and despised by the rest. But something is happening to it which I will come to in a minute. First though, let’s rattle off a few cynical quotes, just to get them out of the way.

“Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.”(E.B. White)

“Under universal suffrage the elected are those who know best how to take in the masses.”(Enrico Malatesa, 1891)

“The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.” (Joseph Stalin)

… and my favourite …

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” (H.L Mencken).

To continue reading, go to:We fought for Democracy and lost to Bureaucracy.”







Transparency can only reveal the dirty tricks played upon the world’s people by the globalists – real good will come of exposing their crimes. The truth is that facts now hidden will expose the globalists and their plans for a new world order. However, to those hiding the truth and crimes committed under the name of biodefense, the international court of law must be used to ensure that such international crimes are never committed again.





(“Tyre” is brit spelling for tire…..)

Friday Funnies: A Universal Remote to Give peace a chance. [MEMy]

Friday Funnies: A Universal Remote to

Give peace a chance

Robert W Malone MD, MS Mar 7, 2025










(Honestly, I think the Democrat party did a fine job destroying themselves)






This video is a little crude, but the point about how crazy the last four years have been – is well taken.



Another true story:












Oh yeah, and we did finally break down and buy two amish-made bird feeders from Etsy. Not made in China. How refreshing

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MEMy !! Sunday Strip: Nut Jobs. It ain’t over till it’s over. –

Sunday Strip: Nut Jobs

It ain’t over till it’s over

Robert W Malone MD, MS Mar 02, 2025


“I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the Wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results.

I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm.

I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card.

I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.”

~ Robert Sterling





(For those who haven’t followed this news story, and are interested – I suggest reading “The NSA’s Secret Sex Chats.” The article can be graphic in describing the chat discussions, so you are forewarned.)





True Story:

Between choosing to wear sweatpants in the Oval Office and his prior career, viewing this as a serious person is hard.

For those who are interested, I highly recommend reading the article “Hard truths about the Trump-Zelensky-Vance Oval Office blow-up: The public spectacle doesn’t change the fact that the war needs to end soon.”

It may be the best analysis of the situation I have read.


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The meme wars:

In the meantime, in mass, the cra-cra on Facebook are having a very public meltdown:

And of course, this one:

These memes are being rolled out systematically, with organized “protests” nationwide.

Folks, this is a movement that is being funded from the top. It is organized and has all the hallmarks that the Soros-funded NGOs are driving this synthetic bus.

Last year, Jeffrey Sachs delivered a most crucial history lesson at the European Union.





I stand with the United States and President Trump.



I attended a meeting recently, under Chatham House rules, where I heard a Senator state on stage argue that we need to continue funding wars in the Middle East and around the world to ensure these forever wars happen on their soil rather than ours. Otherwise, foreign countries will invade American soil. He further explained that supporting the economy long-term required funding the military-industrial complex to the tune of billions of dollars (trillions?) for at least another decade.

This Senator didn’t read the room; the dead silence of the audience encapsulated the mood. Conservatives are no longer interested in this strategy of empire-building.

The warmongering Republican Party of old is crumbling. Something new and revolutionary, exemplified by MAGA and developed by the Trump team to drive the American economy, is afoot – and it doesn’t involve perpetual wars on foreign soil.





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Sunday Strip: Don’t Believe… your lying eyes

Sunday Strip: Don’t Believe…

your lying eyes

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 23, 2025








Can anyone explain why, when President Trump states he wants peace worldwide, the democrats hate him even more?







True story:










Most people don’t realize that emu eggs have to come from somewhere.


But then many people don’t realize that emu eggs make a delicious breakfast.

The truth is that elusive emu babies abound in the wild… if you know where to look:

Don’t believe your ly’n eyes…

Everyone knows emus are white!


Friday Funnies: Chainsaw Massacre – Bureaucracy thrives in darkness

Friday Funnies: Chainsaw Massacre –

Bureaucracy thrives in darkness

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 21, 2025
















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(True story) – From Grok:

I assume you’re referring to “Norman,” the AI developed by MIT researchers in 2018 to demonstrate the impact of biased data on artificial intelligence. Norman was trained exclusively on violent and gruesome image captions from a Reddit forum focused on disturbing content, deliberately avoiding the use of actual images due to ethical concerns. The goal was to show how the data fed into an AI can shape its behavior and outputs, rather than the algorithm itself being inherently flawed.

Named after Norman Bates from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, this AI was designed to perform image captioning—a process where it generates textual descriptions of images. After its training, researchers tested Norman with Rorschach inkblot images, comparing its responses to those of a “standard” AI trained on more neutral data. The results were striking: where a typical AI might see “a group of birds on a branch” or “a vase with flowers,” Norman interpreted the same inkblots as “a man electrocuted to death” or “a man shot dead in front of his screaming wife.” These grim outputs underscored the experiment’s point about data-driven bias.




Another gud video by Dominic.

“The Office of Communications, commonly known as Ofcom, is the government-approved regulatory and competition authority for the broadcasting, telecommunications and postal industries of the United Kingdom.”


Friday Funnies: Snort Out Loud – And the fun has just begun

And the fun has just begun

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 7, 2025






BTW- True story

FYI: The Republicans did not agree to delay the vote on Kash Patel’s nomination for FBI Director. Instead, the Democrats used a procedural rule within the Senate Judiciary Committee to force a one-week delay. This delay was not a result of Republican agreement, but rather a strategic move by the Democrats utilizing existing committee regulations.













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For those that didn’t get the joke, the first time around – here is your second chance…

Friday Funnies: Snort Out Loud –

And the fun has just begun

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 07, 2025






BTW- True story

FYI: The Republicans did not agree to delay the vote on Kash Patel’s nomination for FBI Director. Instead, the Democrats used a procedural rule within the Senate Judiciary Committee to force a one-week delay. This delay was not a result of Republican agreement, but rather a strategic move by the Democrats utilizing existing committee regulations.













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For those that didn’t get the joke, the first time around – here is your second chance…

Sunday Strip: When the headlines are so Hilarious… Who needs memes?

Sunday Strip: When the headlines are so Hilarious…

Who needs memes?

Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 02, 2025






In anticipation of the new director, the FBI academy is painting over its core values wall

True story:



After CNN proposed moving Jim Acosta’s show to the “prime viewing time” of the midnight hour, the universally disdained White House journalist resigned this week. He immediately launched the Jim Acosta Show on Substack, which, by all accounts, was even worse than was expected.
Something tells me that the “new and improved” prime-time”slot” must have come with a likewise “new and improved” salary (but the legacy media didn’t divulge those details).



More news from legacy media:

In the meantime, Katie Couric thinks that now that the White House has announced that it will be rotating press corp office space to include right-leaning news outlets, propaganda will commence:

Couric, who used to be a television host at all of the Big Three television networks in the United States, recently founded Katie Couric Media (KCM), where she has been involved in “producing content that addresses important social issues like gender equality, environmental sustainability, and mental health.”

Why am I not surprised…


The Conversation, the bastion of propaganda and MSM, believes that if NBC, NYT, NPR, and Politico have to rotate their WH office space, more fake news will soon flood the Internet from “fringe organizations” such as Breitbart News and the One America News (OAN) network. Clearly, Breitbart and OAN aren’t “real” new outlets, but are just influencers


Yet another crazy headline making the rounds (and true story – “researchers” actually want to rename obesity):

Honestly, who needs memes – when the headlines are so hilarious?


“Trying to Find A Show Your Kids Can Watch in 2025”…

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Friday Funnies: Pinocchio’s Pocahontas. PharmaWhores in Congress.

Friday Funnies: Pinocchio’s Pocahontas

PharmaWhores in Congress

Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 31, 2025



“I don’t really care Margaret, I don’t want these people in my country” –

The Great JD Vance, in a CBS interview with Margaret Brennan




Truth.













JP nails it…

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1FFCevkYx5k?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0



Eggs will remain expensive until we stop the massive fearporn campaign over avian influenza, which has led to bulk testing and “culling” of hundreds of millions of chickens in 2024 alone.

The Demoncrats know this –





“Age is just a number…”

My wife still chooses “fun” over age…

Below is Jill, riding our stallion, Jade, a few months ago.






Have a great day, folks!

Sunday Strip: The Serious Side: We, the people, got some issues to take care of.

We, the people, got some issues to take care of

Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 26, 2025





I will pay extra for appliances if they don’t include an app.







“Joy” as defined by Tim Walz




I will speak at the “Make Europe Great Again” conference at the European Parliament in Brussels this week. Last year’s conference was the networking hub for conservatives in Romania and the EU. This year’s conference promises to be even bigger and more exciting.

With the election of President Trump and a new awakening across the world that there is a better way than socialism and globalism, this year promises to be even better! Common sense and decency are key.

For anyone who wishes to attend, the link to the conference is here:

MEGA



This video nails it:


President Trump won the election because of the enthusiasm of Kennedy’s supporters. They came to the voting booth and the results put President Trump into the White House.

Now, My friend, who is one of the most talented and honest people ever to want to serve our government, needs our help to get confirmed by the Senate for the position of Secretary of HHS.

Many Senators do not realize what an important issue this is for so many of us. We must let them know – Kennedy must be confirmed for MAGA and MAHA to succeed.

We have a job to do. We, the people, must make calls and send emails to every Senator.

If a senator doesn’t vote to confirm him, it’s because Big Pharma has bought them off. And yes, if that happens – those Senators will be primaried.

  • We, the people, will remember.
  • We, the people, are watching.

The contact info for your Senators can be found at:

Senator Contact Link



True story: The above article was just published.

The video below is important and it relates to Kennedy’s nomination. RFJ. Jr. came out early with his book, “The Wuhan Cover-up and the Terrifying Bioweapons Arms Race, which laid out how SARS-CoV-2 was developed in a lab. Yep – another one of his “conspiracy theories” – that just happened to be true.

Please watch:

It is Kennedy’s ability to cut through the BS to expose the truth that has big pharma and the military-biodefense complex so scared.

This is why the blob doesn’t want him in a position of power.






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Sunday Strip: The Serious Side

We, the people, got some issues to take care of

Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 26, 2025





I will pay extra for appliances if they don’t include an app.







“Joy” as defined by Tim Walz




I will speak at the “Make Europe Great Again” conference at the European Parliament in Brussels this week. Last year’s conference was the networking hub for conservatives in Romania and the EU. This year’s conference promises to be even bigger and more exciting.

With the election of President Trump and a new awakening across the world that there is a better way than socialism and globalism, this year promises to be even better! Common sense and decency are key.

For anyone who wishes to attend, the link to the conference is here:

MEGA




President Trump won the election because of the enthusiasm of Kennedy’s supporters. They came to the voting booth and the results put President Trump into the White House.

Now, My friend, who is one of the most talented and honest people ever to want to serve our government, needs our help to get confirmed by the Senate for the position of Secretary of HHS.

Many Senators do not realize what an important issue this is for so many of us. We must let them know – Kennedy must be confirmed for MAGA and MAHA to succeed.

We have a job to do. We, the people, must make calls and send emails to every Senator.

If a senator doesn’t vote to confirm him, it’s because Big Pharma has bought them off. And yes, if that happens – those Senators will be primaried.

  • We, the people, will remember.
  • We, the people, are watching.

The contact info for your Senators can be found at:

Senator Contact Link



True story: The above article was just published.







In 2025, taking back personal sovereignty is still the best path to personal happiness and independence for the future of America. Land of the Free and the home of the brave.

Friday Funnies: The Wreaking Ball Cometh

Friday Funnies: The Wreaking Ball Cometh

AI versus AI

Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 03, 2025


OK – for clarity, this cartoon is by a left-leaning cartoonist.

Which is pretty damn funny – because for all of us conservatives, Trump taking a wreaking ball to DC is exactly what we are praying for!




Biden has 16 more days left to pardon, and it is pretty obvious that he isn’t done with the pardons yet.

That said – the above pie chart is entirely inaccurate…

In 1977, President Jimmy Carter granted an unconditional pardon to hundreds of thousands of men who evaded the draft during the Vietnam War.















True Story:
Cornell Laboratories hooked up two chatbots so they could have a conversation. It soon turned ugly.

AI versus AI.

What happens when you let two bots have a conversation?

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Sunday Strip: It’s all about energy and PsyWar.

Sunday Strip: Don’t Celebrate Yet!

It’s all about energy and PsyWar.

Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 08, 2024

















“There is a reason folks used to have 12 kids…”




“Bad Ass Santa”


Last night on the farm – Gizmo was feeling particularly silly. But it turns out that Gizmo is silly most of the time. The dogs or other poultry only have to run around, which then cranks him up, and off he goes. Off on another silly streak.

“Friday Funnies:”If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”

Friday Funnies: Duck, Duck, Goose…

Don’t be a RAT

Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 06, 2024




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“Pardon Me, Dad”

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The law of holes, or the first law of holes, is an adage which states:

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”

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Apologies for the late arrival today-