Friday Funnies: The Deep State Digs In…
Its a Republic, if you can keep it.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 28, 2025
This one – is pretty darn creative.
Friday Funnies: The Deep State Digs in… Its a Republic, if you can keep it.
Archiwa tagu: Malone
Sunday Strip: Don’t Believe… your lying eyes
Sunday Strip: Don’t Believe…
your lying eyes
Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 23, 2025
Can anyone explain why, when President Trump states he wants peace worldwide, the democrats hate him even more?
True story:
Most people don’t realize that emu eggs have to come from somewhere.
But then many people don’t realize that emu eggs make a delicious breakfast.
The truth is that elusive emu babies abound in the wild… if you know where to look:
Don’t believe your ly’n eyes…
Everyone knows emus are white!
Friday Funnies: Chainsaw Massacre – Bureaucracy thrives in darkness
Friday Funnies: Chainsaw Massacre –
Bureaucracy thrives in darkness
Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 21, 2025
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hIIuG-k53SI?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
(True story) – From Grok:
I assume you’re referring to “Norman,” the AI developed by MIT researchers in 2018 to demonstrate the impact of biased data on artificial intelligence. Norman was trained exclusively on violent and gruesome image captions from a Reddit forum focused on disturbing content, deliberately avoiding the use of actual images due to ethical concerns. The goal was to show how the data fed into an AI can shape its behavior and outputs, rather than the algorithm itself being inherently flawed.
Named after Norman Bates from Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, this AI was designed to perform image captioning—a process where it generates textual descriptions of images. After its training, researchers tested Norman with Rorschach inkblot images, comparing its responses to those of a “standard” AI trained on more neutral data. The results were striking: where a typical AI might see “a group of birds on a branch” or “a vase with flowers,” Norman interpreted the same inkblots as “a man electrocuted to death” or “a man shot dead in front of his screaming wife.” These grim outputs underscored the experiment’s point about data-driven bias.
Another gud video by Dominic.
“The Office of Communications, commonly known as Ofcom, is the government-approved regulatory and competition authority for the broadcasting, telecommunications and postal industries of the United Kingdom.”
Friday Funnies: Snort Out Loud – And the fun has just begun
And the fun has just begun
Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 7, 2025
BTW- True story
FYI: The Republicans did not agree to delay the vote on Kash Patel’s nomination for FBI Director. Instead, the Democrats used a procedural rule within the Senate Judiciary Committee to force a one-week delay. This delay was not a result of Republican agreement, but rather a strategic move by the Democrats utilizing existing committee regulations.
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For those that didn’t get the joke, the first time around – here is your second chance…
Friday Funnies: Snort Out Loud –
And the fun has just begun
Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 07, 2025
BTW- True story
FYI: The Republicans did not agree to delay the vote on Kash Patel’s nomination for FBI Director. Instead, the Democrats used a procedural rule within the Senate Judiciary Committee to force a one-week delay. This delay was not a result of Republican agreement, but rather a strategic move by the Democrats utilizing existing committee regulations.
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/8Ixv_UDTDHo?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
For those that didn’t get the joke, the first time around – here is your second chance…
Sunday Strip: When the headlines are so Hilarious… Who needs memes?
Sunday Strip: When the headlines are so Hilarious…
Who needs memes?
Robert W Malone MD, MS Feb 02, 2025
True story:
After CNN proposed moving Jim Acosta’s show to the “prime viewing time” of the midnight hour, the universally disdained White House journalist resigned this week. He immediately launched the Jim Acosta Show on Substack, which, by all accounts, was even worse than was expected.
Something tells me that the “new and improved” prime-time”slot” must have come with a likewise “new and improved” salary (but the legacy media didn’t divulge those details).
More news from legacy media:
In the meantime, Katie Couric thinks that now that the White House has announced that it will be rotating press corp office space to include right-leaning news outlets, propaganda will commence:
Couric, who used to be a television host at all of the Big Three television networks in the United States, recently founded Katie Couric Media (KCM), where she has been involved in “producing content that addresses important social issues like gender equality, environmental sustainability, and mental health.”
Why am I not surprised…
The Conversation, the bastion of propaganda and MSM, believes that if NBC, NYT, NPR, and Politico have to rotate their WH office space, more fake news will soon flood the Internet from “fringe organizations” such as Breitbart News and the One America News (OAN) network. Clearly, Breitbart and OAN aren’t “real” new outlets, but are just influencers…
Yet another crazy headline making the rounds (and true story – “researchers” actually want to rename obesity):
Honestly, who needs memes – when the headlines are so hilarious?
“Trying to Find A Show Your Kids Can Watch in 2025”…
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/HuCiae7aqYo?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
Friday Funnies: Pinocchio’s Pocahontas. PharmaWhores in Congress.
Friday Funnies: Pinocchio’s Pocahontas
PharmaWhores in Congress
Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 31, 2025
“I don’t really care Margaret, I don’t want these people in my country” –
The Great JD Vance, in a CBS interview with Margaret Brennan
Truth.
JP nails it…
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1FFCevkYx5k?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
Eggs will remain expensive until we stop the massive fearporn campaign over avian influenza, which has led to bulk testing and “culling” of hundreds of millions of chickens in 2024 alone.
The Demoncrats know this –
“Age is just a number…”
My wife still chooses “fun” over age…
Below is Jill, riding our stallion, Jade, a few months ago.
Have a great day, folks!
Sunday Strip: The Serious Side: We, the people, got some issues to take care of.
We, the people, got some issues to take care of
Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 26, 2025
I will pay extra for appliances if they don’t include an app.
“Joy” as defined by Tim Walz
I will speak at the “Make Europe Great Again” conference at the European Parliament in Brussels this week. Last year’s conference was the networking hub for conservatives in Romania and the EU. This year’s conference promises to be even bigger and more exciting.
With the election of President Trump and a new awakening across the world that there is a better way than socialism and globalism, this year promises to be even better! Common sense and decency are key.
For anyone who wishes to attend, the link to the conference is here:
This video nails it:
President Trump won the election because of the enthusiasm of Kennedy’s supporters. They came to the voting booth and the results put President Trump into the White House.
Now, My friend, who is one of the most talented and honest people ever to want to serve our government, needs our help to get confirmed by the Senate for the position of Secretary of HHS.
Many Senators do not realize what an important issue this is for so many of us. We must let them know – Kennedy must be confirmed for MAGA and MAHA to succeed.
We have a job to do. We, the people, must make calls and send emails to every Senator.
If a senator doesn’t vote to confirm him, it’s because Big Pharma has bought them off. And yes, if that happens – those Senators will be primaried.
The contact info for your Senators can be found at:
True story: The above article was just published.
The video below is important and it relates to Kennedy’s nomination. RFJ. Jr. came out early with his book, “The Wuhan Cover-up and the Terrifying Bioweapons Arms Race”, which laid out how SARS-CoV-2 was developed in a lab. Yep – another one of his “conspiracy theories” – that just happened to be true.
Please watch:
It is Kennedy’s ability to cut through the BS to expose the truth that has big pharma and the military-biodefense complex so scared.
This is why the blob doesn’t want him in a position of power.
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In 2025, taking back personal sovereignty is still the best path to personal happiness and independence for the future of America.
Land of the Free and the home of the brave.
Sunday Strip: The Serious Side
We, the people, got some issues to take care of
Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 26, 2025
I will pay extra for appliances if they don’t include an app.
“Joy” as defined by Tim Walz
I will speak at the “Make Europe Great Again” conference at the European Parliament in Brussels this week. Last year’s conference was the networking hub for conservatives in Romania and the EU. This year’s conference promises to be even bigger and more exciting.
With the election of President Trump and a new awakening across the world that there is a better way than socialism and globalism, this year promises to be even better! Common sense and decency are key.
For anyone who wishes to attend, the link to the conference is here:
President Trump won the election because of the enthusiasm of Kennedy’s supporters. They came to the voting booth and the results put President Trump into the White House.
Now, My friend, who is one of the most talented and honest people ever to want to serve our government, needs our help to get confirmed by the Senate for the position of Secretary of HHS.
Many Senators do not realize what an important issue this is for so many of us. We must let them know – Kennedy must be confirmed for MAGA and MAHA to succeed.
We have a job to do. We, the people, must make calls and send emails to every Senator.
If a senator doesn’t vote to confirm him, it’s because Big Pharma has bought them off. And yes, if that happens – those Senators will be primaried.
The contact info for your Senators can be found at:
True story: The above article was just published.
In 2025, taking back personal sovereignty is still the best path to personal happiness and independence for the future of America. Land of the Free and the home of the brave.
Sunday Strip: Swamp Monsters – They live among us. MEMy.
Sunday Strip: Swamp Monsters-
They live among us.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 5, 2025
This was made seven years ago. It has all been going on for so long…
True Story from 2018:
Friday Funnies: The Wreaking Ball Cometh
Friday Funnies: The Wreaking Ball Cometh
AI versus AI
Robert W Malone MD, MS Jan 03, 2025
OK – for clarity, this cartoon is by a left-leaning cartoonist.
Which is pretty damn funny – because for all of us conservatives, Trump taking a wreaking ball to DC is exactly what we are praying for!
Biden has 16 more days left to pardon, and it is pretty obvious that he isn’t done with the pardons yet.
That said – the above pie chart is entirely inaccurate…
In 1977, President Jimmy Carter granted an unconditional pardon to hundreds of thousands of men who evaded the draft during the Vietnam War.
True Story:
Cornell Laboratories hooked up two chatbots so they could have a conversation. It soon turned ugly.
AI versus AI.
What happens when you let two bots have a conversation?
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WnzlbyTZsQY?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
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Friday funnies. Resistance is Futile. Mocne MEMY między-świąteczne I.
Friday Funnies: Bearly Xmas
Sunday Strip: It’s all about energy and PsyWar.
Sunday Strip: Don’t Celebrate Yet!
It’s all about energy and PsyWar.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 08, 2024
“There is a reason folks used to have 12 kids…”
“Bad Ass Santa”
Last night on the farm – Gizmo was feeling particularly silly. But it turns out that Gizmo is silly most of the time. The dogs or other poultry only have to run around, which then cranks him up, and off he goes. Off on another silly streak.
“Friday Funnies:”If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”
Friday Funnies: Duck, Duck, Goose…
Don’t be a RAT
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 06, 2024
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“Pardon Me, Dad”
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4UbpFvlHQaw?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
The law of holes, or the first law of holes, is an adage which states:
“If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.”
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Apologies for the late arrival today-
Sunday Strip: The Democracy That Never Was.
Sunday Strip: The Democracy That Never Was.
DOGE days cometh to a government office near you.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Dec 01, 2024
Change can’t come fast enough!
The above meme is a true story.
The British banned the importation of firearms and gunpowder to the American colonies in October 1774, in response to the Boston Tea Party. The import restriction on weapons and ammunition as well as subsequent attempts at confiscation, were key points of contention between the colonists and the crown. The banning and confiscating of weaponry is considered one of the main drivers of the American Revolution.
More truth.
The word democracy is not in the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, or the U.S. Constitution. This is because the Founding Fathers were skeptical of direct democracy, due to a concern about the potential for a “tyranny of the majority.” So, our system was designed to be a representative democracy where citizens elect representatives to govern on their behalf. We live in a constitutional republic.
If Musk and Vivek can actually actually get DOGE to work as intended – it would truly be epoch.
OK – Gaetz looking in from the window is pretty funny.
Friday funnies: Black Friday –
Friday funnies: Black Friday –
Christmas is coming
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 29, 2024
America First is something we can all contribute to at Christmas.
Friday Funnies: The Blob is Mad as Hell. And they are going to have to take it
Friday Funnies: The Blob is Mad as Hell
And they are going to have to take it
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 22, 2024
Ben created the above cartoon in 2020- and with just a few name changes, it still holds true today!
Sunday Strip: The Free Market of Ideas is out of their control
Sunday Strip: The Free Market of Ideas
Is out of their control
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 17, 2024
True story.
For a view on what woke women really think about men and society – read the article. Which was published in 2020.
But it is more fun to, to just go to the comments section –
A sampling:
“Plenty of men won’t date or even talk to woke women. I’m training my sons to not even speak to girls that exhibit any signs of the disease.”
“It’s one thing to advocate for legal equality, social respect, and all-around fair treatment. No problem with that whatsoever. It’s quite another to become yammering, obnoxious, grating, lecturing fools.”
‘I’m extremely concerned at the lack of self-reflection in this article”
“UHHHHhhhh the reason why feminism doesn’t win over men is because feminism changed from a “we want equal rights” movement in the 1920’s to a “All men are bad unless they are our slaves” movement in modern times.”
“Trump Is A MAJOR THREAT To The Great Reset” – Dr Robert Malone On the Globalist Agenda” (on Rumble)
Russell Brand and I had a wide-ranging discussion this week. The podcast is an hour long – so there is lots of good stuff packed in that interview!
As usual, Russell was funny, insightful, and great fun to chat with!
Sunday Strip: Possums Never Learn – But the lessons just keep coming.
Sunday Strip: Possums Never Learn
But the lessons just keep coming.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 10, 2024
Yet, Trump is the one labeled by MSM as spewing violent rhetoric… Funny how that works.
Bye-Bye to the Bid-obama administration!
This video is fascinating…
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/kgSHE7Ubxy0?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
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Sunday Strip: First They Came for Peanut. Then they came for our guns.
Sunday Strip: First They Came for Peanut;
Then they came for our guns.
Robert W Malone MD, MS Nov 03, 2024
For those that aren’t on X, Peanut was a squirrel rescued as a baby seven years ago, and raised in captivity by Mark Longo. Peanut (and Mark) became an Instagram sensation with over a half million followers. Peanut lived with another rescued pet named Fred, who was a raccoon.
Mark runs a non-profit animal rescue and sanctuary. Someone decided to report Mark to NY State authorities for this.
The New York State police raided Mark’s home this week:
- A total of 10 officers raided his house
- He and his wife were not allowed to use bathroom alone
- He was not allowed to feed his other rescue animals
- They interrogated his wife about her immigration status
- There were search warrants from 4 bureaucratic departments, including FISA.
This week, despite massive public outcry – both Peanut and Fred were murdered by the New York State Environmental police. Their crime was living in captivity.
To be clear:
“Based on the search results, it is extremely rare for squirrels to contract rabies. The data suggests that squirrels are not considered vectors of rabies and have never been known to transmit the disease to humans.”
In the end, this is not about a squirrel. It is all about government overreach, illegal and overbearing search and seizure, arbitrary and capricious bureaucracies.
Has our republic really been reduced to murdering pet squirrels?
God save America
Get out and vote for Peanut…
Ah, yes, the Federal Reserve. A future Substack topic, to be sure.
Somehow, I missed this, Remy – It is close enough to Halloween to still be funny, though!
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ynO-bqU6tUk?rel=0&autoplay=0&showinfo=0&enablejsapi=0
Sunday Strip: Reason Versus Treason
“The government would never do that!”
Robert W Malone MD, MS Oct 20, 2024
I think the meme below may be my favorite for the day…
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